Important Government Press Release - 1/4/10

Department of Government Waste
Press Release

 

Robin Ewe: Celebrating thirteen years of waste maximisation

The Department of Government Waste (http://dogw.co.uk) today publishes a report charting the Department’s progress against the ambitious targets set out in the 1997 Waste White Paper.

The report finds that the Department has been successful against its challenging delivery agenda, anchored around four key Departmental Strategic Objectives (DSOs):

  • Systematic lack of competence 
  • Diseconomies stemming from over-reaching Government
  • Challenging the belief that taxpayers’ money should be respected
  • Pushing the boundaries of wasteful spending

Secretary of State for Government Waste, Robin Ewe, said:

"At the Department of Government Waste, spending your money is not just a privilege; it’s a duty. Our track record over the last thirteen years is one of goal-realisation, spending-prioritisation, and waste-maximisation. And we will go on developing further waste streams if Labour win the next election. So if you want five more years of government waste, make sure you vote Labour on polling day.


ENDS

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1 April 2010
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Notes to Editors

A copy of the report is available here: http://dogw.co.uk/downloads/deptOfGovtWaste_1997_2010.pdf

For further information please contact Oli Falsorp on office@dogw.co.uk before Midday on 1 April 2010. Visit http://dogw.co.ukto find out more.

*The Department of Government of Waste may not be real, but all the examples of Labour waste are.